October 31st, 2006

Rolling Laughter

Bob Barker retires

Bob Barker is retiring from TV, according to the Free Press. Some of his quotes in the article are hilarious.

“I will be 83 years old on December 12,” he said, “and I’ve decided to retire while I’m still young.”

To kick off his retirement, Barker said he will “sit down for maybe a couple of weeks and find out what it feels like to be bored.”

And, absolutely, without doubt, the quote of the day:

He said he’d take on a movie role if the right one came along, but filmmakers, take note: “I refuse to do nude scenes. These Hollywood producers want to capitalize on my obvious sexuality, but I don’t want to be just another beautiful body.”

I laughed out loud.
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